Procrastinators Anonymous is the name of the club i'm planning on starting. I think it'll be a great hit. We can meet like-minded procrastinators and exchange thoughts. Such an exchange can only fuel betterment of our ilk, as we learn more efficient ways of procrastinating, more creative excuses to put off, and nicer ways to justify our procrastinating. But this is going to be an elite group, so you need to prove yourself deserving of membership. If you've ever completed an assigment several hours before the deadline, you do not qualify, sorry. But if you know, and thrive in the thrill of slipping something in at the 11th hour, if you've stretched deadlines to the maximum stretchable limit, if you've anecdotal evidence of driving your car to block the fedex truck at 8 pm so that you can send your proposal in the last clearance of the day, you will be very welcome here, at P.A. If you know how it feels, to keep whiling away time, doing everything else but the one thing that needs immediate attention, and let that go on until you cannot do it anymore, P.A. would love to hear from you! If you often feel tempted to put on your c.v. "works best under stress" or "very productive last minute worker" we, at P.A. will empathise with those sentiments. If you've medical evidence- a propensity to ulcers, heart attack, etc. you can use those in your favour.
Any takers? I'll start working on this tomorrow.