Saturday, September 16, 2006

Statcounter funnies

** This is an old post- reposted in order to complete gauravonomic's tag. Sorry, nobody googles and lands on my blog anymore, so I thought I'll put this up as a filler. OK?**

1) Google search item: "I hate writing my Ph.D thesis",

2) Google search item: "dream of being chased by a duck".

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA all I can say is, you've come to right place, people! :-)

This is my sorry excuse for a post. no blogworthy matter these days.


qsg said...

I am surprised you don't get hits for: Ten signs you are crazy :)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

who? me? crazeee???? :o

neihal said...

"This is my sorry excuse for a post. no blogworthy matter these days."

see its post like these that totally confuse me....abhi main kya likhu??

greensatya said...

Wow, interesting search querries.

But how did you get chased by duck ? Tell us about it ? :P

Nirwa said...

HAHAHAHAHA - you dream of being chased by a duck?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you steal their food by any chance?? :D :D

jhantu said...


(my sorry excuse for a comment)

Andy E. said...

Well, so much for 'deep thought' :)

BTW, I'm sure you've heard of If you haven't, be sure to check it out.

The Smiling Girl said...

Arey.. yeh post kab aaya?? Maine subah ko hi \'present ma\'am\' kahan tha..

anyways.. Lajjo, mujhe offline zara batana ki kaise pata karte Google search items bolke.. me not able to figure it out..
*Geek SG shamelessly asks Bio-student Lajjo for this info*

Tachyoson said...

atleast it isnt searching for meaning in words like demoihowag. and finding the gleebles in the midst of swarming hoppity pobbels.

all d best 4 the Sis.

Janefield said...

statcounter rules! :D

M (tread softly upon) said...

The things people search for :)))And the blogs that they reach :)))

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

aare bol de jo bolna tha. i know you wanted to say "like all your other posts are??"

ha ha. you've a short memory i see.

oye nirwa*laughing like a hyena* ki bacchi,
i didn't dream of it! apparently the poor person searching with those key words dreamt it up.

i , went an extra step ahead and DID it!


andy e,
what? there were the words "Dream" and "hate". makes for a deep thought, methinks.

you are confusing my blog and Gem's. that's where u left a "present ma'am comment" :)
will tell u the secrets of statcounter. what's in it for me, tho???

am googling "demoihowag" right now. :) & thanks

it sure does! but only if you know how to use it..unlike some self-proclaimed geeks. khi khi khi khi

tell me about it! i sympathise with both those people, tho. for having a thesis to hate, and for having such a traumatic dream.

Sayesha said...

Hahahahaa! Just two searches are all one needs to describe you perfectly! :D

neihal said...


The Smiling Girl said...

I looooouuuu Sash\'s comment.. Kitna sach bolti hain yaar.. :);)

Nahi re... I remmeber I posted that comment on hers, here I meant that I made my visit notable - check ur statcounter stats, it will tell that I visit urs every morning IST.. :);)

Twisted DNA said...

"dream of being chased by a duck"
You should write dream analysis for that dream in your blog anyway, just in case somebody else comes here looking for it.

Here is my anaysis of the dream.
"You are in deep debt and afraid of the bills" :)

Rebellion said...

Oye Lajjo,

Bohot bribes lene lagi hai aaj kal! Sharaafat se bata de SG ko samjhe! :P

But only 2 google search items??? 2-3 aur specify karne the na yaar, sirf itne mein kya hoga? Baaki sab ne to aapko ched liya, ab mera kya hoga?? :P

Take care,

greensatya said...

Update karo kuch. I have got nothing to do, could have killed some time reading.................

(don't worry, every blog should have one drunk comment...)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

ha ha ha. very phunny.

why :( ? because i read your mind, hmmm??

accha to aisi baat hai..mujhe to statcounter dekhna nai aata.

your analysis is right-on!

aarti, aka rebellion,
yeh tera naya naam ke peeche kya secret hai?
haan haan mazaak udao mera.

hahahhaahha. you're the token drunk for this post, eh? nothing to update here yaar..i tried writing some posts and they went nowhere...

Abhishek said...

eagerly waiting for a post!

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

done! :)

Ferocious Killer Kat said...

I got rid of statcounter from all my blogs.. it was such a hoooogee time blackhole.. now I'm so happy.. I don't knw who comes to my blog.. but atleast I'm not sitting at my desk and every couple of hrs refreshing the counter page :-P

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

are you serious? stat counter is my life!
lol. i should do that soon sometime- but i am extra paranoid, so have to keep checking to make sure my neighbour's aren't reading my blog. :)

Born a Libran said...

There are very few blogs that people land on after searching for info on what to do when one gets chased by a duck... So enjoy the success of a very hilarious post all over again:)

The Smiling Girl said...

U know what I came looking for, right? ;)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

you call my trauma hilarious? :O

:-) no, in fact, i don't! pray tell?