Monday, October 02, 2006

Terror levels




DANGEROUSSAFERSAFESTULTRA-SAFE
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck Here, have some chocolate
Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

And what are the Ultra-safer and Ultra-safest options?

I am smart. You look angry. I was just kidding. Here, have some chocolate.

Perspective Inc. said...

Exactly!

qsg said...

Right on! :)

Rebellion said...

Lajjjjooooooo,

I happened to read this somewhere, in my mail I guess.. I found it too cool and had thought il put it up on my blog, chalo aapne daal ek, ikkoi gal hai :D

Take care,
Aarti

Janefield said...

:))) Listen up, all ye morons (read men) and take notes :D

Duhita said...

Nice:)

Andy E. said...

Love the new "about me" pic!

Nice job with the table, though we prefer beer to chocolates.

confused said...

what was the point?

Ahem, it has all these fine women nodding their head in agreement, I guess some feminist rant?

:P

Nirwa said...

hahahaha! Every men should take a note of that! :p

Gauravonomics said...

@TGFI: LOL! And where do I send the chocolates? :D

The Inquisitive Akka said...

Ultra safest- "you are always right dear":)
And the truth is- we always are right :)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

anonymous,
nice addition. :-)

@ all the ladies in the house,
aye aye! Please help yourself to some Lindt while you're here.
:-)

abbe oye dhakkan aarti
that email was a fw sent from me to you!!! hahaahhaha! :D

andy,
thanks. :-) pic is apt for my state of mind these days.
beer over chocolate? this blog doesn't permit such atrocious comparisons. Please, stop the sacrilege.

confused,
!@#!@#$#$. read carefully. it'll help you when you're looking for ways to squirm out of one night stands.

gauravonomics,
address is on the way. :-)

akka,
well said!! hear hear all, including anonymous #1!

raghu said...

lolz.. ull become fat!

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

raghu,
man, i don't know you, but you are SO dead. be warned.
:)

Gauravonomics said...

@ TGFI: So, I'm out of blog(ig)nore hell? :D

Rebellion said...

Oye Lajjo,

Bas karo!! Itna mat haso! Vaise bhi aapko aapke lab mein sab paagal kehte hai, kahin paagal khane mein phone na kar de :P

So what, hota hai hota hai :P

>:D<
Take care,
Aarti

Janefield said...

I had yummy chocolate cake today. Mmmmmmmmmm.....! :D

di said...

loooooooove it.. :) absoulutely true!!!

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

gauravonomics,
who said anything about that? ;)

aarti,
still laughing. :-)

jane,
shaani. i had stupid vending machine crap chocolate. :(

hi di!
hehehe. it's the most agreeable post i've come up with in a while ;)

IdeaSmith said...

LOL....absolutely brilliant!

Born a Libran said...

I guess you can continue with all the chocolate only... :)

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

idea,
well, the credit aint mine, it was a forward.

libran,
kya matlab tha? :? welcome back!

The Light-House. said...

Here, have some chocolate.

The_Girl_From_Ipanema said...

@ light-house,
why, thank-you!! :-)