Not enough hate.
Yesterday, I bumped into an old acquaintance from the building I used to work in earlier. She was from a big lab with lots of people, and lots of activity. She always looked a bit hassled. (A tad more than the typical grad student level of hassle, i'd say).
Me: Hey S! How have you been? Good seeing you here.
S: Oh just great. And how about you?
Me: Good too. How are things back in your lab? Say hi to all the folks there.
S: Oh things are great. Ever since G graduated, the lab has become such a happy place. We were all praying that she graduated soon, and we're so glad she's gone now.
Me: Oh!? (thinking in my mind, that G graduated? before ME?) :-)
Me: Oh, howcome G graduated earlier than usual?
S: Well.. who cares, we're glad she's gone!
Me: That's great then. Can you guys please throw some hate my way?