"Oh my gawd so many insects all over the place driving me nuts". (at a camp site).
At Niagara falls:
"something in telugu"
"something in gujrati"
Two guys walking ahead of a pack of people and whispering
Boy 1: Arre usne ullu banaya hum logon ko
Boy 2: Haan yaar, aise tourist jagah mein ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi. Abhi jaane de.
Boy 1: Haan. rehne de. Aur baaki logon ko mat batana