There is now the equivalent of "So, when are you graduating?" in my life. It is called "So, when are you going to go back to India to be with your husband?"
Yeah, same people, in case they are aware of having just asked the same question few weeks ago, will turn it around and ask "So, all plans set for returning in March?"
Please either find other placeholders for conversation that do not involve raking up uncertainties that daunt my life, or else, kindly fuck off.